What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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Chains, Tears, and Tassels
The black-robed warrior’s cracked face paint + red tassels = emotional whiplash. He walks in like doom incarnate, but his eyes beg for mercy. That moment he hesitated before striking? Chef’s kiss. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Nah—he’s just tired of being the villain everyone forgets to ask why. 💔⛓️
She Didn’t Speak—But Her Hair Did
Her headdress alone has more plotlines than most dramas. Gold phoenixes, dangling beads, that one strand escaping like a rebel thought. She stood silent while men clashed, yet every glance cut deeper than any sword. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? She’s the real architect behind the smoke and shattered urn. 👑✨
Magic Hands vs. Chain Whip: Who Won?
White-robed guy does finger-spells like he’s ordering coffee; black-robed dude swings chains like they’re extension cords. The clash wasn’t just power—it was *style*. And when the urn exploded? Pure cinematic arson. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like ‘What, A 3,000-Year-Old *Showstopper*?’ 🎭💥
The Real Villain Was the Glowing Orb All Along
That green-yellow orb in the corner? It blinked. Twice. Then the chaos began. Coincidence? Please. The white-haired one even *grinned* at it before unleashing purple lightning. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? No—the orb’s been pulling strings since dynasty one. We’re all just NPCs in its light show. 🌌🔮
The Red Robe’s Secret Smile
That white-haired god in crimson? Pure chaos energy. Every smirk feels like he’s already won the war before it starts. When he summoned that purple aura, I swear my phone vibrated. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like a 3,000-year-old *plot twist*. 😏🔥