What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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When the Wok Becomes a Weapon
Forget swords—true power lies in kitchenware. The white-robed hero wielded a wok like Excalibur, while the black-clad ‘ancient evil’ collapsed after one gentle tap. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Turns out immortality doesn’t protect you from culinary justice. 🍳⚔️
His Hair Had More Drama Than the Plot
Long hair flying, blood on lips, purple forehead mark—this villain committed to the aesthetic. But when he begged for mercy with a plastic container? Peak tragicomedy. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? His hair deserved an Oscar; his script, a rewrite. 💀✨
They Buried Her in Vines, Not Soil
The ‘death scene’ was less grim, more garden-core: tangled roots, sheer fabric, and a guy gently placing twigs like they’re arranging flowers. No grave, just vibes. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Even the afterlife here is eco-friendly and aesthetic. 🌿
The Real Magic Was the Lunchbox All Along
Red energy circles? Fake. Ancient incantations? Overrated. The true spell? Opening a Tupperware with solemn reverence. That moment flipped the entire mythos. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Turns out eternity tastes better with leftovers. 🍱🔮
The Red Circle Was Just a Snack
That villain’s grand ritual? A glorified dinner prep. He summoned glowing runes, screamed like he was summoning fate—but got taken down by a pineapple and a lunchbox. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like a 3,000-year-old snack thief. 😂