What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?
Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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When Your Sword Drops… But You’re Still the Main Character
Sword clatters to ground—golden energy surges—yet our white-haired hero doesn’t flinch. He just *reaches*. That moment? Chef’s kiss. The crowd gasps, the wolf roars, but he’s already rewriting fate with one palm. *What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?* nails divine indifference 💫
The Elder’s Hair Has More Drama Than the Plot
Seriously, that wild gray mane? It’s got more arcs than the script. One second he’s being hauled by two disciples, next he’s mid-air with eyes wide like ‘Wait, I’m still alive?!’ *What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?* turns panic into poetry—and we’re here for it 😅
Lightning Wolf = Best Supporting Actor
Fur crackling with blue volts, golden horns gleaming, jaws open in a roar that shakes the temple steps—this CGI beast steals every scene. Even the protagonist glances back once. In *What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?*, the real star might be the creature who forgot it’s not the lead 🐾⚡
Disciples: From Sword-Bearing to Shoulder-Carrying
They entered with solemn swords, bowed low, looked noble… then spent half the scene hoisting their chaotic elder like a sack of flour. The shift from reverence to rescue squad is peak comedy. *What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?* knows: even immortals need backup dancers 🤸♂️✨
The White-Haired God vs. The Chaos Crew
That silver-haired protagonist in *What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?* stands like a frozen moonbeam—calm, lethal, utterly unbothered by the screaming crowd and the lightning-wolf chaos. Meanwhile, the disheveled elder gets dragged like a sack of rice. Pure comedic contrast 🌙⚡ #ElderIsScreaming