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What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? EP 17

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What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser?

Giles Baker is the grand founding patriarch of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect. For three thousand years, he remained stuck in the Energy Refining Stage, unable to establish his Foundation. Time to find some gifted ladies, for dual cultivation might just do the trick. Will he get to build his Foundation in the end?
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Ep Review

Sash Drama: Belt vs. Betrayal

Notice how the silver-robed youth keeps adjusting his ornate belt while holding that tiny red shoe? Subtext overload. The belt = restraint. The shoe = lost innocence. He’s not just confused—he’s negotiating fate with fashion. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Nah, he’s the only sane one in this cosmic tea ceremony. 🫖

Purple Aura = Midlife Crisis Energy

When the white-haired elder finally unleashes that violet storm? Iconic. It’s not magic—it’s the visual metaphor for a 3,000-year-old having an existential meltdown. His robes swirl like regret. Meanwhile, the younger guy just blinks. Classic generational disconnect. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like: What, A 3,000-Year-Old Overthinker? 😅

Hair Physics > Logic

Let’s be real: the hair defies gravity, wind direction, and narrative coherence—and we love it. Each strand screams ‘I’ve seen empires rise and fall, but THIS hurts.’ The contrast between his wild aura and the calm, gold-threaded youth? Chef’s kiss. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? No—he’s the main character of his own tragic opera. 🎭

That Red Shoe Changed Everything

One tiny embroidered shoe, held like a sacred relic—suddenly the whole power dynamic shifts. The elder’s rage softens into disbelief. The youth’s smirk? Pure tactical genius. This isn’t fantasy; it’s emotional warfare with silk sleeves. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? Or the only one who remembered the *real* plot point? 👀

The White-Haired Rage Is Real

That wind-swept white hair isn’t CGI—it’s pure emotional turbulence. Every shout from the red-robed elder feels like a thunderclap in a temple of secrets. His cracked face paint? A map of betrayal. What, A 3,000-Year-Old Loser? More like: What, A 3,000-Year-Old Trauma Bomb? 💥